No Sleeves

Spreading condoms out among the masses has always been something I’m on board with, for those of us who believe encouraging more fucking among the populace is a net positive for society. Fewer babies, fewer STDs, maybe a few more mixed messages and awkward sex stories? Totally worth it in the end.

Apparently the Designated Asshole stepping up the the plate for the religious fundies is Bill Donohue of the Catholic League, having himself quite the busy week between this and trashing innocent bloggers. Quoth the putz*:

“What’s next? The city’s own brand of clean syringes? Every illiterate in America already knows about the wonders of condoms. At a time when police and firemen are underpaid, is this really the best use of city money?”

Well. Let me assist Mr. Donahue with his obvious cry for sex and drugs. To Craigslist we go!

Reply to: pers-thisis20fucking07@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-02-15, 11:08PM EST

Aggravated, witty 25-year-old SWM seeking 300-pound leather daddy to inflict unspeakable torture on bloviating fundamentalist asshat. Thinking whips, chains, anal penetration with heroin-filled sex toys. No need to watch; the screams will be enough. Must wear condom, however.