No Sleeves

I’m only bringing this up because the over/under on number of daily sightings for this poster is at about 23 these days, but…

If there is anybody in this aimless, slothful excuse for a country who is even entertaining the thought of paying $10 to sit through this exercise in ego masturbation, I’m officially forbidding them from being my friend.

Or speaking with them.

Or stopping to dump a bucket of water on their flame-engulfed body.

Or saving them from being sliced up by a squad of machete-wielding midgets.

Ahhhh…..that feels much better.

On a side note, what happened to you, Eddie? Your ass used to be BEAUTIFUL. Raw, Delirious, Trading Places, SNL, Beverly Hills Cop…without you, I never would have grown up to be the well-adjusted Jewish mama’s boy who learned NOT to put his dick in the sink. Women all over the tri-state area should be kissing your feet.